It seems that everybody already assumes they know what a ScrumMaster’s supposed to do! Let’s try the non-trademarked version.
Ahhh, so all I need to know, according to what I do first when I want to learn what something means, is that a ScrumMaster is equivalent to a project manager. Perfect. Let’s get started.
Please note, I have no desire to imply any criticism of Scrum (in this post), this is just an observation of what people “outside the bubble” might happen to find when we throw around our terms.
It seems you can order ScrumMasters off the shelf, too. They even include free shipping if you spend more than $25 on one!